Things to Think About on a Saturday…

  • Remember, there’s no “I” in denial.
  • How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
  • What’s the appropriate action to take when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”
  • I was in a coma for two years until a nurse played a Justin Bieber song on the radio in my room, and I had to wake up to turn it off.
  • The company says its most valuable resource is its people, but employees can come and go as they please while the toilet paper is in a reinforced steel box with a lock, bolted to the stall.
  • Happy One-year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!
  • I invented a new word: plagiarism.
  • I’m reading a great book about antigravity—I just can’t put it down.

 

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