Have You Heard the News?

If you were watching the news this week you may have missed these headlines from the past few days:
 

  • Waffle House customer cooks own food while worker sleeps (the customer left himself a generous tip for the delicious meal)
  • Squirrel vandalizes New Jersey city’s Christmas lights
  • ‘Drunk’ opossum found in Florida liquor store (policeman reports that opossum was ‘drunk as a skunk’)
  • Grenade found in box of donations at California Goodwill
  • Musician uses car’s windshield wipers to play violin
  • Police recover stuffed zebra head after caught-on-camera burglary (why would one have a zebra head? why would one steal a zebra head?)
  • US Government Shuts Down Flat-Earther’s Rocket Launch (the only thing Flat-Earthers have to fear is sphere itself)

 

10 Comments

  1. The things about Waffle House cracked me up. I think I’m going to get some hash browns smothered and covered now, thank you so much. Would love your feedback on my new short called The Writers Block. Hope to see you there

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